TheAuthor
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Monday April 28th, 2008So I just had a dream about frogs, French guns, giant killer spiders, a halberd and the Chinese god of the sun.
I decided to post this early because I wanted to extend a thank you to all my readers for this month's ratings on ComicGenesis.
I don't know what I've done to keep you guys around and I have no way to give you anything special. I mean...c'mon guys it's a free comic, what more do you want from me?
Thank you!
(Comic will be updated around 1:30am)
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TheAuthor
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Well...I got shafted with inventory tonight, so the update will appear when I get home. Sorry, people.
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KitFang
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::shudder:: That has to be one of the most disconcerting and scary Baxter faces... Just imagine that face confronting you... Certain death.
Nor doesn't look at all certain about this plan, but she's standing by her man.
(Oh gods, I rhymed again. I swear it's unintentional. ::facepalm:: )
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TheAuthor
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And no, I did not mess up with the spots. You'll see.
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LittleArtemis
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...I find his menacing look sexy XDDD
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Kiva Shirogane
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I find his look absolutely scary because that's what I saw in a dream the other night AND THEN HE ATE ME. D= Cursed timing.
Also...
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KitFang
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| LittleArtemis wrote: | | ...I find his menacing look sexy XDDD |
*sigh* You would, Arty... lol
XD Baxter should do the commercials! "Buy my product. Or else."
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Kiva Shirogane
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"Will... will your product get rid of my MOUTH? D="
"...Probably not. Buy it. Now."
"*sob*"
Those would be awesome commercials. I'D buy it.
To avoid being eaten. But then I'd never use it for fear of losing my mouth.
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KitFang
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Baxter-Clean: Keep out of reach of children. Not for use on face. Avoid eye and skin contact. In case of extended exposure, rinse well with cold water for 200 years.
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Kiva Shirogane
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*cautiously prods the bottle* 200 years? Jesus, now I'm REALLY not gonna use it...
In my defense, I only thought of Mr. Clean because Rae mentioned Oxi-clean.
In passing.
Once.
D=
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KitFang
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lol Yea, I'm like that sometimes too--something someone said once will pop into my mind and stick there...
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LittleArtemis
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| KitFang wrote: | | LittleArtemis wrote: | | ...I find his menacing look sexy XDDD |
*sigh* You would, Arty... lol
XD Baxter should do the commercials! "Buy my product. Or else." |
I have a kink for the scary type >_> 
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KitFang
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lol I noticed.
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Kiva Shirogane
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I wouldn't be surprised if a large portion of GF readers did. XD I mean, our main character (or one of them, at least) is a homocidal maniac who EATS PEOPLE and gives them hellishly horrible nightmares. And yet he's still one of the most fan-girled-over characters. Therefore, a large portion of us must be insane and attracted to psychos! =D Yay us!
Sadly, I'm one of them, so I suppose I can't really talk.
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KitFang
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lol Yea I think it's safe to say that many of us aren't totally sane in that way. I mean, I obsess over a suicide inducing, soul eating monster...so really that's no better than you Baxter fangirls... ;D
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Kiva Shirogane
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I think Huitzil fan-girls (Like me, YAY) are bad too, though, if not worse. XD Tlaloc would make all of his fan-girls kill themselves, Baxter would probably just ignore them all, or maim/kill them a bit, but HUITZIL? He'd rape and kill all of his fan girls in a giant bloody orgy in a feeble attempt to get an orgasm. It stands to reason that ANYONE who fan-girl/boys over any male in GF other than Alex, Roger, or possibly Dreamweaver, is criminally insane and should be immediately locked up for their own safety.
I know a huge Dreamweaver fan-girl, though, so I guess she's safe.
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LittleArtemis
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...I feel so lucky I'm obsessed with none of the GF men then. XDD
Closest I get is loving Tlaloc
But my obsession lies with Balthier of Final Fantasy XII >:3 *glomps him*
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KitFang
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Yea...you Huitzil lovers will just have brought it upon yourselves...
Yea, right, Arty...you just love anything and everything Tlaloc, that's all. lol
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Kiva Shirogane
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We Huitzil lovers know this. XD We're just really, really, really stupid. =D
I have to say though, I don't understand the Tlaloc-appeal. o.o Is it the music skills? The emo? The homo-erotic-ness? XD What makes you Tlaloc-girls tick?
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KitFang
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Oh my, where to start?
Tall, rakishly tousled hair, smokey eyeliner, fangs, fiendish grin, fathomless jet-black eyes that you could lose yourself in, undeniable Aztec appeal, connection to water (*cough* and sex *cough*), great outfit, emo-ness that inspires the feminine desire to comfort and take care of... Should I go on? lol
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Kiva Shirogane
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XD I suppose fangs are all well and good, but if you like pointed-y teeth, wouldn't a whole mouthful be better? XD *points to Baxter and Huitzil* Although, you probably really wouldn't want to be around when Baxter has HIS teeth, so maybe just Huitzil in that aspect.
You know, it's kinda funny, I bet at least a few of those reasons are why other people like other characters. o-o I sense a pattern. =O Perhaps one day I shall comprehend the complexity and bizarrity of the female mind!
Yeah right. XD
Is that why girls like vampires, too? o-o Dressed in black, dark, mysterious, fanged?
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KitFang
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No, I like fangs, not zipper-mouths...or piranha mouths...or crocodile mouths. No snaggleteeth for me, plzkthnxbai. lol It's the almost normal but with a touch of feral danger that appeals to me, I think. It probably all connects psychologically with sex, who knows?
Of course there's a pattern! Many of those things apply to humankind's definitions of good mating material.
I don't know about the vamps...I'm not against them, but I've never had a super pull towards them either. ::shrug::
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