Midori Day, Vol 1

TheAuthor · Site Admin Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 698

Unless you're a complete fucking idiot, don't watch this. Srsly.

The plot is a teenage boy who wants nothing out of life but a girlfriend suddenly finds there is a small girl attached to his right hand. Turns out this girl had the hots for him IRL and some how dropped into a coma, split from her body and ended up on her crush's most-used hand. Not only is it his "super happy funtime" hand but he uses his fist for beating the snot out of bullies. Turns out his tough guy attitude is a cover for "protecting the weak".

The kid does not, surprisingly, jam his hand down his pants and yell "suck harder, bitch" but the show is borderline insulting. The girl is a complete numbnuts. She is the happiest when her crush is happy and ONLY when he is happy is she happy. She practically kills herself to make him happy and he does nothing for her. She cries and begs and whines and apologizes all over the place. She reminds me of some over-beaten stereotype housewife except she is 4 inches tall and ATTACHED TO A TEENAGE BOY'S HAND.

Several times the issue of her breasts come into the plot and her nipples frighten me. The kid's older sister shows up and goes to a bathhouse where she bathes with him and her heaving giant breasts, again with tiny nipples, float to the top for all to see. And don't you god damn weeaboos say "well it's a Japanese thing to bathe with the family" FUCK YOU. I can't unsee this stuff. If you want to incestuously bathe with your family, go ahead.

This show is insulting to both sexes. Males for being tough on the outside but for a reason and cause, unlike those other guys who just beat stuff up and pick on girls, no no, we're different. Females turn into beaten dogs who cry when they discover the soup isn't hot enough and jump out of two-story buildings because their man won't hit them and put them in their place.

Just. Just don't rent it. Not ever.

(The only redeeming character was the toy girl collector, at least he was believeable)